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At LuckyVitamin.com, we adhere to only the highest quality and safety standards, and provided you refrain from loitering underneath telephone wires, windmills, ceiling fans and idling helicopters , our Anti-Gravity Supplement is no exception!
For years, you’ve dreamt of soaring amongst the clouds, high above the earth, and now, thanks to our patented gravity-defying formula, you can. The journey toward complete freedom from the laws of gravity begins with just two capsules, which will keep you flying high for up to 24 hours.1 But amazing your friends and family with your death-defying aerial acrobatics only scratches (the Earth’s) surface of what you’ll be able to do!
Here are just some of our Anti-Gravity Supplement’s amazing benefits:
You’ve watched the balloons at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Now you can be one!
Be the first of your Facebook friends to “check in” to the mesosphere!
You’re one wheel-less skateboard away from finally living out all of your childhood hoverboard fantasies!
Gutters need cleaning? Cat need saving? Leave the ladder in the shed!
Act out all of the best scenes from “Gravity” without having to float perilously through the terrifying vacuum of space!
With Lucky Vitamin’s amazing new Anti-Gravity supplement, the sky is… err… the possibilities are endless!
Learn more about our exclusive formula!
2Ok, much less.3
3Oh, fine. Not at all.